Our friend prefers Victor
to Vic. He has no patience
for those too lazy
to include the second syllable.
What’s the big deal?
he hears, from Steve
not Steven, Dave not David,
Mike not Michael.
His parents
had stayed up
throughout the night,
just days before he was born,
chose Victor over 100,000
others, that they declined to
save some dollars
on the engraving of his bracelet,
never falling to truncation,
that Vic
was nowhere to be spoken,
from junior kindergarten
to MBA,
birthday gifts unopened
if a short-form had been
scrawled,
saying
it wasn’t him,
that he refused to wear a lanyard
pre-scribed with Sharpie black,
by someone who assumed
it didn’t matter,
and he won’t check-in
to the hospital
on point of death
if they get it wrong,
swearing
the carver of his tombstone
had better etch
in all six characters,
just a single letter shy of
seventh heaven,
the luck of the dice,
a wonder of the world,
that he really doesn’t
need to add a y,
knowing that to him will go
the spoils either way.
Andreas Gripp
April 19, 2023
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