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Paradigms
Your sister Terra loved the clouds. Not the cliché of bestial shapes we think we see. Each one's there to shield. Not to occlude the sun and flare of stars. But for those who orbit the earth. When she was 10, she vowed she'd be a floating Cosmonaut— Astronaut, your mother promptly scolded. But the cosmos denoted distance, an escape to foreverland— blast the Russo-Commies. They haven’t got a patent on creation. The crew on the ISS post their panoramic views. TikTok’s good f

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Feb 81 min read


Les Royalistes
This website I’ve discovered is vastly sophisticated. It’s not imploring me to accept intrusive cookies —rather, crème brûlée— its outward, sugared sheen, in touch with its inner pudding. Oatmeal chocolate- chip wanted to know my every going; who I’m voting for; whether I’ve an innie or an outie. The crème brûlée inquires if I’ve ever studied Chaucer; my favourite Athenaeum; what I think of multiverse. Cookies are moiety at best; a crumbling, half-baked Mob, threateni

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Feb 31 min read


Oblivion, or The Stratum of Holly McGuinty
I’ve read squirrels are unwittingly planting millions of trees— by forgetting where they’ve buried their many nuts. We undoubtedly owe them our breath. Perhaps the ability to harken back isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Your grandfather’s unable to conjure the Legion he belongs to. Or the war in which his leg had gone astray. His prosthetic’s been misplaced. If only that meant it spawns a brand-new limb. He’ll hop into the mall when you’re away, ask the clerk if he can buy

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Feb 22 min read


The Wino
My every chug of wine is utterly medicinal. I accept you won’t believe me. I wouldn’t buy it either. What I will buy comes swaddled in a paper bag— sheltered by the progeny of the woodland. If trees confer their blessing, who am I to differ? I’ll be completely candid— it doesn’t cure what ails me. I will still be limping to the door when FedEx beckons. Mourn my mother’s rot. Kvetch when I am worming out of bed. Oy vey is just a cultural annexation—too good to leave absconded

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Jan 251 min read


Sorry I Can’t Join You for Shinny
They say that it’s so cold here folks will gorge on ice cream to warm themselves up. It’s the kind of day a puck will feel relief— freed from being thwacked because it’s adhering to a glassy pond’s veneer, like a sucker that is stuck upon a seat— engulfed in someone’s slobber. No one’s drilling holes upon the lake, juddering with their poles like masochists. Trout are forced to bore beneath the silt, assent to muddy quilts of hibernation. And no one can bait with worms, since

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Jan 242 min read


Sharing the Carapace
There are times that the snow looks pristine enough to eat. Or possibly drink. The meta- morphosis of melt. Everything will be clean that final day. And then there are times the buds will stay clasped as a purse, unwilling to divvy the touch of maquillage; a huddled sort of beauty, like scallops in their armor, refusing the egression from a mouth— till the buntings trill their octaves to the stratus, hoisted beyond what auricles can hear— the limit of our lobes— before the

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Jan 201 min read


The Blade
Those who take up the sword shall perish by the sword. —Matthew 26:52 Sword must be the mightiest word in the world. See it for yourself: word is already contained, its double- daggered w left unsaid, mistaken for a pair of muted v— fleet-footed samurai set to slice; on tiptoes like the shrouded a in stealth. It’s the hero’s weapon of choice— unsheathed in half-a-second— the honour that it brings, a rod for Thorian bolts, epitome of Herculean effort. Conan was its servant n

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Jan 192 min read


The Wrath of Yo-Yo Ma
In space, no one can hear you scream. In space, there is no need to. Only humans make us shriek. Well, the occasional bear and shark, perhaps. But they’re not up in the cosmos. Silence does not speak louder than any word. Silence can’t even speak louder than silence. If it could, you’d be donning earbuds in the forest, banging to Iron Maiden in order to drown the din of leaves, the streams of rock, translucence. The way a hummingbird stays aloft. We cannot make a plane that

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Jan 181 min read


The Prognosis
There’s a man so attuned to the Earth, that whenever it quakes so does he. The doctor assumes it’s Parkinson’s. The priest? Seismology stigmata. Perhaps it’s empathy gone amok, juiced like Barroid Bonds. His mother thought it strange— as a boy he keeled to the carpet, as if a bullet struck him through— blubbered for dear Old Yeller till the set was off for good. He’s much too sensitive. His father will straighten him out just like an iron. It’s obvious that he didn’t— concu

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Jan 172 min read


To Be Read
My book has been in your TBR pile for an awfully long time. I notice it’s getting bumped within the queue, by that tome from Poet X— still toasty to the touch— the one you boast is a 21st-century Rumi. I get it. You said you’ll do a blurb. Posting it up on AssFace when you’re done. But Gray’s Anatomy—really? Just look at yourself in the mirror if you’re unsure where everything is. Robert’s Rules of Order would be commendable— if you actually showed for meetings. I’ve never ev

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Jan 151 min read


Undulation
I don’t note an ocean in the seashell that I’m pressing to my ear but a puddle. It’s clear but laced with silt. The streetlamp will be rippling in its sheen. Some creeping sort of bugs will flit within, as though a stagnant pond. If I were nano- scopic, I’d coast along its arc in a catamaran. A person has been running for their life— the shell, discernibly perturbed— squirming in my hand as if a baby armadillo. In 3.14 seconds, a shoe will splash this entire shallow world up

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Jan 141 min read


The Beholder
The adage goes the beholder will determine what is glorious. The line of shine/penumbra on our evening’s ghostly orb; how the craters take on depth we never notice in the day. Everyone else is focused on the stop of coagulated red. Your eyes are never more lovely as when they’re fastened. Spirited, stirring worlds beneath your lids while you are dreaming. I tell the tour guide that Rodin was overrated. The rock had been the master throughout his chiselling of The Kiss. Jus

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Jan 131 min read


Rewriting Androcles, or The Conversion of Theodore Nugent
And today an earthquake will level the suburbs of greater LA. No one will be slain since thoughts & prayers will work for the very first time. And today the bosom of ICE will thaw in piercing sleet, the needle in 99 trillion sheaves at last pinpointed. Mexicans will be assembled to share a cake, provided reparations for 1848. And today no soldiers will be needed. Either in plastic or in flesh. Hasbro will give its profit to grieving widows. In every single country on the plan

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Jan 101 min read


for the doctor who took me out of my mother’s womb
A baby never chooses to be born. That much I can tell you. If presented with the option, I would have turned & climbed up the birth canal— if I’d seen the copious dolor which awaited, fanning out its talons, seducing like a salesman, ever- willing to beguile, with the lie of love and life, how much sorrow you can take, that you’ll bounce right back like the balls in every lottery there is, the one you’ll never win, like a worm that arises to the surface, failing to

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Jan 31 min read


Auld Lang Syne
There’s a call centre where all the expired years are phoning people, demanding that they return what isn’t theirs. 1991 called and wants its mullet back. It was a haircut gone awry, my barber wearing the specs his grandma must have donned in ‘49. When 2005 had phoned, it wanted the reason you still need to burn CDs, lamenting laptops of today no longer house that primitive feature. I’m the kettle to your pot—spooling cassettes with the end of a pencil. ’86 will ring about

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Dec 30, 20251 min read


Smut
—a small flake of soot or other dirt Oxford English Dictionary To say my brand- new book of poems is just a magnet for the dust is an egregious understatement. It’s the maid in fishnet stockings, feathers in her hand, bending over with a twerk, whenever I enter the office. It’s the Swiffer that’s ascending to the ceiling (comprised of teasing glass)— dander thudding upon its clarity like a lark. It’s the Dirt Devil drafted into service— like the cavalry on horseback, fire

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Dec 26, 20251 min read


The Insult
When you called me a pea brain it was the most colossal laud you could have given. Peas are Einsteins in a shell, wise enough to swell within a pod, knowing together they’ll survive, waving to the turnips as they ascend their soaring trellis; a height that even the cauliflower—our cerebrum’s doppelgänger— cannot fathom. The Theravada monks are quite astonished at their savvy— their gift of rolling off a spoon no matter how mindful they may be and they should know— chan

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Dec 19, 20251 min read


Endurance
Where you die, I will die, and there I will be buried. —Ruth 1:17 There are not enough words for love. Maybe in other languages but certainly not in English— which is obviously the case since we’ve co-opted every variant of amour. Fervour and enchantment? Riffed from Latin class. Eros from the god of Acropolis. A thesaurus isn’t needed when you mean it. Hear it in the patience of another diaper change. I wipe although we’ve never had a baby. Jacob waited 14 years for Rac

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Dec 16, 20251 min read


On My Decision to Retire as a Poet
You say I should hang up my quill. Everyone’s grandma & her dog are posting poems. It’s not the grandmothers I’m concerned about, their odes to larks & scones— it’s these drooling sons-of-bitches; their ghazals, villanelles—to a flea-filled water dish; the couplets on their human's forlorn crocs, laced with bites & upchuck since he passed; the plop of meat from a can, its rings from tin chiselled in its jelly, like some avant piece of shit at the Guggenheim. Competition from

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Dec 12, 20251 min read


The Speed Reader, or Grieving Quasimodo
… they found among all those hideous carcasses two skeletons, one of which held the other in its embrace. —Victor Hugo And my poor bar-ba-loots are all getting the crummies because they have gas and no food in their tummies —Theodor Seuss Geisel I know a man who claims to have devoured every Tolstoy in half-a-day. It took me half-a-decade to get through the fucking Lorax. Hugo, he said, was just a little tougher. Spending 13 hours to down both Hunchback and Les Mis. By t

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Dec 9, 20252 min read
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