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The Reason I’m Too Cheap to Buy Your Art

Writer: AdminAdmin

The wall that is bare

in our bedroom

is a painting all its

own.

 

Someone made the effort

to submerge their brush in

Behr, smooth out every

stroke, proclaim beige 

was a matter of

choice, out of every single

colour in the spectrum,

 

foreseeing that we’d be

wowed, by this minimal

masterpiece, discard our Andy

Warhol to the Value Village

bag , moan that we are sick

of Campbell’s soup,

that it was just

another knock-off

someone scrapped on

garbage day.

 

I look for their initials

in the corner, say it’s hidden

by our dresser, the one on which

I lay a pair of socks,

say it’s just as good as Shulman,

boast I save the planet—

eschewing carbon shipping

from Czech Republic. 

 

And as for your friend

at the market, the one I feign

I never see,

who hawks her sketches

from a stall, I’ll explain

that we are tapped,

that everything is worked

into our rent,

 

that one day

we’ll have her over,

and the three of us

will stand beside the

blinds, putting her to

shame, inhale the

tour de force

we’ve been bestowed.

 

 

 

Andreas Gripp

January 28, 2025


Igor Shulman

 
 
 

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