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I’ve been told to never use heart

in a poem.


It’s worn, archaic, schmaltzy—

used by all the doggerelists

this workshop leader

has warned us about.


It’s right up there with soul, love,

yearning.


If it’s in the poem you’re working on,

she begins to thunder, cut it out!

using the image of a paring knife

which seems a tad cliché

(if I do say so myself),

wondering how much rent she pays

atop Mount Hypocrite.


I check her curriculum vitae

at the break—stealthily,

like a covert anti-lyrist

attempting infiltration,

masking the use of my smartphone

as if I’m an iambic James Bond,


praying she doesn’t suspect a thing

while the others are out for coffee,

a smoke, obvious signs of stress

while interacting with a demi-

god: one who judges, demeans

your silly muse, encourages your

toil at a day job that’s been dull,

monotonous, sucks your spirit

to the bone.


She’s also wise to the way

we would-be bards cloak banality,

catches my synonym for my psyche

masquerading as my soul—

which, by the way, is counting down

the hours till this hellish experience

is done, wondering if I can duck

out for an afternoon root canal.


When we finally reconvene, she rails

against the light, how every single poet

and their grandmother’s fucking dog

keeps spouting its tired truth,

and if she hears the word shard

just one more time,

she’ll break the user’s neck

like it’s a fragment of fragile glass.


I wonder who it was

that broke her heart

(sorry, I mean vascular organ);

if she’s ever been kissed under the

shine of a faithful moon;

if she’d know what it’s like to have

a mother die in her arms when she’s

only seventeen, and a father who’d

fled at five.


At the close, I’m the first to offer what’s

written, wanting to get it over with,

my teeth chattering like a typewriter

on speed, my hands quaking

as if all the tectonic plates

were having sex,


the birdie in my treetop

fleeing at that moment—

terrified, vaporous, out an open window

with several cracks all down the middle,

believing it was to break

into a million little pieces,


unable to reflect

a summer sun

that’s no longer welcome here.





Andreas Gripp

March 21, 2023 (World Poetry Day)




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