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Come again? When will I

be stopping by? Try the

31st of Never.


I’m tired of the

droppings. The bounce

of every flea. But it’s

you I most despise.


Never is my favourite

of the months. Even more so

than each June, when everything’s

a-bloom and deftly breezy.

 

Never has a dozen  holidays.

Stay-in-bed

is always every Sunday.

You go to your  church,

I’ll stay in mine.

 

Another will arise

when voluntold:

I’d really like to help,

but it’s only when you need me

you’re in touch, 

and that falls upon the

7th.

 

The 4th and final

Saturday’s

rather special: Bananas

don’t turn brown

within an hour,

 

from the Grocer’s,

the only day of the year

in which it happens.

I swear that they were

verdant—when we’d loaded

up our cart with squeaky

wheels. The sound of

a thousand mice.

 

And speaking of food,

Never  has the feast worth

waiting for—in honour of

the venerable

St. Screw You!

All-you-can-eat

Tostitos, an affront to

Cinco de Mayo,

30 bags 

I have to hide

come May the 5th.

 

There’s flavours

from Baskin-Robbins

that they’ve never

tried before, one

for every day:

 

frankly, I list

kale & avocado

as my favourite, its touch of

sage

the colour of my lawn,

that I’d get

around to cutting—

if not for the 29th—

 

Ottoman Liberation

Day, which has nothing

to do with the Turks,

 

my feet upon its

vinyl, in honour of

the loafers

who’ve been forced

out to their yard,

told to trim the

hedges, rake the

swinging leaves

now eau de Nil,

 

take the trash

out to the curb—

which, ironically,

has never been taken

away the month of Never.

Every rodent gorging

in the green

of garbage bins, le vestige

of celebration.

 

 

 

Andreas Gripp

March 12, 2025


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